There are tons of Hostmonster Reviews out there, pretty much every single hostmonster review though is biased, this is why;

Hostmonster has an affiliate program for it’s web hosting service which awards affiliates a hefty commission for attracting clients, these clients can be web masters, designers, site owners, small businesses or whatever, well, they give the most biased reviews ever. All their reviews claim hostmonster is the way to go, that it’s the best solution, that hostmonster has the best online support and up time and so on, well guess what, it’s not true.

Hostmonsters web hosting program is not even affordable, well it is, but is it the best buy? Hell no, in fact it’s one of the more expensive hosting packages out there and to add insult to injury, or was it the other way round? i don’t know, point is, they don’t even have a decent online support team. Their live chat support is a joke, web hosting companies like Hostmonster NEED to up their game, you can’t be outsourcing your business to Hindu support people that can’t even type a full on sentence without mentioning curry or something. Ok that wasn’t relevant, but what i’m trying to say is watch out, companies like hostmonster do nothing but burn their clients after they’ve milked them out of their money.

If I was you I would go for an affordable hosting company, try them for a month and if you like what you got, go with them, migrating your site from host to host isn’t all that easy, especially if you have a DB and a fairly large site, so consider narrowing down your options, companies like hostgator wont treat you wrong, they’re decent, check them out, I’m not even plugging an affiliate link here to HostGator or Hostmonster, this is just an UNBIASED review, I’ve used them, they suck, and it’s not because I’m cheap, which I am, or because I’m racist against Hindu folk, which I am, but because they’re really misleading.

Take what they’re offering you for example, unlimited this, unlimited that, eat all you can get your hands on type of shit then when you buy it and get your account suspended they go, oh sorry you are using too much bandwidth…wth? I thought you said unlimited bandwidth? sure, only for small businesses, you’re huge, you cant eat up all our shitty server resources dawg?

Yeah, that’s what it’s like, so I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, and I MAY actually have this site hosted at Hostmonster, but hey, they still suck, though my site has never been offline thanks to their fluke 100% up time and surprisingly literate online support, still, they suck ok? I’m serious, these people are out to get your babies, run, run fucker mother run!

~ by Z (sorry blog owner, we’re taking over)

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